Archived This fat fuck is a lobbyist who I've seen get cozy with many legislators (i.sli.mg)
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Archived This fat fuck is a lobbyist who I've seen get cozy with many legislators (i.sli.mg)
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[–] Chance 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fun fact: With whatever money they're paying him off with, he can afford to buy all the thin/attractive/fit (albeit shitty moral character) prostitutes that he wants.
Just for some mental imagery.
[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago
What would he do with those prostitutes? I don't believe he can find or touch his penis... and neither can they.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago
That's it! It's what he's lobbying for. He seeking funding for research into Bariatric Harlots.
[–] OnlyReadsFPH ago
I hate you a little bit right now.