Archived This fat fuck is a lobbyist who I've seen get cozy with many legislators (i.sli.mg)
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Archived This fat fuck is a lobbyist who I've seen get cozy with many legislators (i.sli.mg)
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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 49 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago
BLOBBYIST!
[–] Sandow 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Underrated post.
[–] SoullessGinger 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Lobbyist for what, the Hutt Cartel?
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The Pizza Hutt cartel.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Pizza the Hutt approves.
[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It works for Jabba. Might also be a ham-phrodite
[–] MaryJaneDoe 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Lobbyists are basically the devil as far as I'm concerned, AND he's comically huge. I hate this thing so much I can't handle it.
[–] Stalker42 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Isn't the purpose of lobbyists to persuade politicians to support corporate minorities rather than voters through bribes (campaign contributions) or threats of bad publicity, whether true or not or whatever it takes to manipulate the system.
They are the core of the corruption in western political systems, well, that and the greed of politicians
[–] MaryJaneDoe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes to all of this. This is exactly why I hate them.
[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yes, lobbyists are trash, this guy is double...no, triple trash!
[–] maxk42 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
It looks like a caricature of a fat person.
[–] MorticiaSlenderGirl 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Every fat person is already a caricature.
[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's gotta be big pharma, working on meds for cundishuns.
[–] 3325700? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"Senator, I'd like you to reconsider these tax breaks for corn syrup producers."
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
At such an obscene weight, everything must be a chore. I'm always amazed when I see that somebody that far gone still somehow manages to work and earn money. The willpower this must require. I mean, look at it. It looks like even just sitting on its gargantuan ass hurts everywhere. At no time during the day will it feel comfortable. Ever. The physical pain (let alone the mental anguish) it goes through every day must be far greater than whatever discomfort it could possibly have to endure if it would just lose weight.
Do not mistake the above for fat sympathy. May the flobbyist perish in a grease fire.