I've recently moved to a new town, which means a new gym. I'm currently poor as shit so went for the cheapest but decent option. One way the gym saves money is by having no reception desk. Instead, you are given a personal 8 digit code which you have to enter to get in.
Now here comes the wonderful part...to stop people sharing codes, the gym uses an amazing shitlord door. You enter the code, go through to a vestibule barely big enough for a normal sized human (I'm 5'5 and 107lbs and it is by no means roomy). Then the door behind you closes, and the one ahead opens. And BEHOLD, my fellow shitlords, within lies a fatty-free zone.
No fats sweating on the machines or dawdling on their phones, definitely no free pizza, just human-sized humans working out. A small taste of heaven in a world which is otherwise rapidly going to hell.
EDIT: here you go! Similar to what another user posted but god forbid internet strangers think I'm lying ;) https://sli.mg/rPvRcr