Posted by: tdee3000
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Will ISIS get bored during the journey around him and go home?
[–] TheOneLiberator 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'd assume they'd disintegrate on approach, burning up in his atmosphere.
[–] salad_monger 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
Best comment I've seen on here. I wish I can give you all the upvoats.
[–] YoungerX 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
He could block quite a lot of an explosion.
[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Operation Human-Ham Shield
[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bacon flying everywhere.
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
They'll lure him in with pies. They won't even need to set a trap, he'll just stay and eat the pies, totally ignoring his duties.
[–] rshackleford252525 ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
[–] DessertFox 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
At first I thought you were talking about the guy in front, and I was about to say he may be a bit too heavy but most of that is probably gear.
Then II realized the object in the background wasn't a wrecking ball.
How can a creature be so perfectly spherical?
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Had to go back and check after your comment cause I too thought it was the guy in the front.
Holy damn.
[–] Blacklightning 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Noo Yawk Police Depahtment at its finest. It's a race to the death. Who is more likely to blow himself up into smithereens, Ahmed the suicide bomber or this fatass gas giant?
But seriously, fuck terrorists and fuck ISIS.
[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What if ISIS goes at a brisk walk? We are doomed!
[–] blue5car 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Between the ISIS and the Fats, we're pretty much fucked.
Attacked from without and within.
[–] lungsnotguns 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
He doesn't need body armour. His many layers of adipose tissue will stop dead anything short of 7.62 AP ammunition.