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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Hey... I get that reference.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's always a wonderful feeling, isn't it?

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[–] LesbianUnicorn 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Oh man, I love chili cheese fries so much. They are a plate of delicious, my favorite dish. If I ever felt like I was eating enough of them to justify using a supplement just to offset them, then I'd sooner step away from the damn plate than take mystery pills.

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[–] Skyote 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You know, I took a mystery diet pill today for the first time in my life. My coworker (who is absolutely gorgeous and thin) randomly got a bottle in the mail, so we took them for shits and giggles. They definitely suppressed my appetite - and I pooped four times today. I could see them working in the short term for minor weight loss, but nothing else, especially once you stop taking them.

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[–] sunnytimez 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Maybe you shouldn't ingest random pills that you find in your coworkers mailbox...

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[–] LesbianUnicorn 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh wow, I wouldn't have guessed. Putting my bias aside here for a second I guess, did the bottle say what the active ingredient was? That's pretty interesting.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There is a pill, alli I think, that works short term as well . Only problem is that you will be having greasy diarrhea shits all freaking day.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

pooping 4 times a day? i could get into that

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[–] Shillery_exposed 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Canned chilie, and real cheddar cheese. Cook fries in deepfryer or a pot with oil 1/3 full.

Takes literally 6 minutes to prepare.

Goes great with hotdogs when you put the chillie and cheese on them

Chillie cheese dogs and chillie cheese fries in 6 mins flat.

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[–] OhGoodGwief 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Delete this! Im drunk and about to meal prep a bad decision!

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[–] LesbianUnicorn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're making me really hungry for some chili cheese food. Thanks for the tips.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Monterrey jack or Mexican blend > cheddar.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't get chili cheese fries, the fries get soggy and they are usually served with mediocre chili swamped in cheap cheese.

I make a crock pot full of tasty chili (no beans to reduce carbs), and serve it with freshly chopped onions, cheese, and sour cream. Lunch for a week, and super tasty. The key is quality ingredients, I use grass fed beef, and quality spices.

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[–] LesbianUnicorn 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's literally just a matter of taste, so I understand not liking them, but if you eat mediocre chili with cheap cheese, of course it tastes cheap and mediocre, because you'd be using crap products. I don't like fast food tacos because of the same reason. Home made food is my fave though, you only put in what you want to and can use good quality products.

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[–] christy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

MyAlli is the shit people need to take to force them to reevaluate their food. If you eat greasy food, you shit your pants, literally. So they'll either adjust their eating, or wear diapers. God dammit, who am I kidding, we'll just end up with fat fucks smelling like shit all the time.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

So...status quo?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Was just thinking about alli. Fatties would rather shit themselves than to change diet.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I hope it illegally contains fen-phen and that piece of shit dies from pulmonary hypertension.

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[–] Chicup 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I think the lifestyle will do that without medication.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Glorious! The death of a fat fucking piece of god damn fat fucking shit is always a wondrous and heartening occasion. May many more die this Thanksgiving.

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[–] metalpetal 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There is no "probably".

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[–] uberdoober 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Over on /fit on 4chan or 8chan or whatever a lot of people were complaining about failing random employment drug tests because their diet supplements had some kind of meth or speed in them. Yeah it's illegal but the FDA doesn't check every shipment from overseas. Stay far away from pills and stick to good old exercise and eating lots of veggies and lean meats.

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[–] Big_Bonered 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Unless of course you're into that sort of thing. Er, right I mean, yeah, we're all healthy so we don't do that stuff, it's uh, bad.

I'm just saying, if you're going to be unhealthy, at least drugs don't make you look as awful as fat. The whole "faces of meth" thing is nothing compared to what fat/the beetus will do to ya.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This. If I were fat, I wouldn't mind the risks of taking pills because I suck at self-discipline anyway and beetus is 1) more dangerous and 2) more importantly, makes me look worse. I'd rather die young but like how I look than be ugly and miserable.

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[–] HorseIsDead 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They probably had ephedrine. Pretty sure that can cause a false positive for meth, although it's illegal to sell in the US.

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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol, it's made by the company "IT WORKS!" That's awfully insecure if I do say so myself...

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The same company that sells special saran wrap to make a fatty look slight less blubberous for 3 minutes before it swells back up.

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[–] MorticiaSlenderGirl 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I cannot believe someoona can be that stupid and naive...

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