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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe, but I know one that has been on a cane since he was in his early 20s. He graduated to a walker in his early 30s, and it's fairly likely that he'll die soon. He's too stupid to figure out how to get on assistance.
[–] KnowsKungFu 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think you need to learn the term "deathfat"; depressing but real.
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hahaha. I'm familiar, but it escaped me at that moment. That dude is definitely deathfat, and has been since he was in high school. Unfortunately (I guess?) he's too stupid to get a scooty puff so he's in his 30s and dying lonely and broke, all because of his lack of self control.