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[–] CherryLime 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
He doesn't even look fat enough to even need a cane! Maybe he's doing it for attention. Hams crave any kind of attention.
[–] l23r 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
He looks kinda hipsterish too. Maybe canes are a new "thing"
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe, but I know one that has been on a cane since he was in his early 20s. He graduated to a walker in his early 30s, and it's fairly likely that he'll die soon. He's too stupid to figure out how to get on assistance.
[–] LesbianUnicorn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My guess is he hurt his knee or hip, and since his body is going to take a long time to heal properly (being fat and all) he felt a cane was his least humiliating option). But he was mistaken.
[–] trippydicky ago
Exactly. No way anyone he would find sexually attractive (oh god the embarrassment) would give him the time of day, so he probably thinks canes will be a great way to woo m'ladies.