Posted by: thatFUPAtho
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[–] thatFUPAtho [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I was at Sephora and I was completely overwhelmed by the amount of hams I saw. I live in Los Angeles and this is in an upscale mall, not in the middle of Mississippi somewhere (no disrespect to Southern shitlords). I originally intended to capture the ham that was using a cane at the ripe old age of maybe 26, clearly due to "condishuns", but there were just so many hams in this store that another one happened to sneak in the shot.
[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Motherfucker. You should have torn out his fucking beard with mailing tape and beaten his fat fucking head into a bloody pulp with the cane. Then written "FPH was here" on his forehead in red lipstick.
God damn it. Where the fuck are Alex and his droogs to commit acts of ultraviolence against these fat, fat hams?
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[–] Pepper-theDoctor 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago
motherfucker, offense is taken. The reason the south has so many fatasses is because we have most of the minorities. I hope this isnt news to v/fatpeoplehate but the white American population's obesity rate is not notably out of line with European countries.
This fatass is no more likely to be in MS than CA.
[–] uberdoober 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
But but but the minorities are the ones who cook all the delicious texmex I reward myself with once a week! /s