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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I think it goes something like;

"I can't reach my ladybits to jill off. Oh well, I guess I'll have another dozen cupcakes."

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Then they make a cartoon-y meme about food being better than sex and go get a pizza tattoo.

I just triggered myself. Goddamnit.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I always wonder if they genuinely believe that food is better than sex. I have incredible distaste for someone who values sugar over a powerful human connection.

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then proceeds to by the extra-long handle for the magicwand.

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[–] SugarIsPoison 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ewwww...Do you think...do you think maybe they use that same thing they wipe their asses with, to masturbate with...?