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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

This is so fucked up. I mean, if you can't reach your own lady bits to Jill off, at what point do you stop and ask yourself, "gee, I'm a fat fuck, maybe I should lose some weight"?!?!

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I think it goes something like;

"I can't reach my ladybits to jill off. Oh well, I guess I'll have another dozen cupcakes."

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Then they make a cartoon-y meme about food being better than sex and go get a pizza tattoo.

I just triggered myself. Goddamnit.

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then proceeds to by the extra-long handle for the magicwand.

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[–] Thinchick 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I have never heard the phrase "Jill off" before. I love it!!

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[–] ICanLiftThat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why when then can just strap a vibrator to a broom handle?

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[–] l23r 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If she can't reach her clit, she can't reach her piss hole or her ass hole either.

:x

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dammit. I hadn't thought of that. Thank you for the image. Blech.

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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was my first thought. mini barf