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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
This is so fucked up. I mean, if you can't reach your own lady bits to Jill off, at what point do you stop and ask yourself, "gee, I'm a fat fuck, maybe I should lose some weight"?!?!
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I think it goes something like;
"I can't reach my ladybits to jill off. Oh well, I guess I'll have another dozen cupcakes."
[–] fupatronic 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Then they make a cartoon-y meme about food being better than sex and go get a pizza tattoo.
I just triggered myself. Goddamnit.
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Then proceeds to by the extra-long handle for the magicwand.
[–] Thinchick 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I have never heard the phrase "Jill off" before. I love it!!
[–] ICanLiftThat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why when then can just strap a vibrator to a broom handle?
[–] l23r 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If she can't reach her clit, she can't reach her piss hole or her ass hole either.
:x
[–] NotMrS 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dammit. I hadn't thought of that. Thank you for the image. Blech.
[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That was my first thought. mini barf