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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
This is so fucked up. I mean, if you can't reach your own lady bits to Jill off, at what point do you stop and ask yourself, "gee, I'm a fat fuck, maybe I should lose some weight"?!?!
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I think it goes something like;
"I can't reach my ladybits to jill off. Oh well, I guess I'll have another dozen cupcakes."
[–] fupatronic 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Then they make a cartoon-y meme about food being better than sex and go get a pizza tattoo.
I just triggered myself. Goddamnit.
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Then proceeds to by the extra-long handle for the magicwand.
[–] Thinchick 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I have never heard the phrase "Jill off" before. I love it!!
[–] ICanLiftThat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why when then can just strap a vibrator to a broom handle?
[–] l23r 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If she can't reach her clit, she can't reach her piss hole or her ass hole either.
:x
[–] NotMrS 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dammit. I hadn't thought of that. Thank you for the image. Blech.
[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That was my first thought. mini barf
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
Must be her genetically short arms. Yeah. That's the ticket. 'Scuse me for a second. (vomits in wastebasket) Welp, I think we're just about done here.
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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A "purge"? :)
[–] out_of_babylon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's the elephant in the room.
[–] SugarIsPoison ago
Oh dear god, that is so gross.
[–] hardboostn 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Thin privilege is being able to masturbate.
Genetically shorter arms? Lololol. Seriously? Who has arms ( excusing people born with a birthdefect) too short to masturbate? Hahaha.
Of course you know they aint wipin ass either....
[–] BigSmeez 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That's disgustin'
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's actually a thing. Not everyone has the same bone lengths and proportions relative to their height. But we're talking a difference of like, an inch, maybe. Definitely nowhere near "not being able to beat your meat like it owes you money short". Once again, fatties gonna fat.
[–] SilverBanana 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, normal figure probably has arms ending by the middle of the thights. Some shorter, some longer.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
5'1", 350lb: "I don't like the hook-up culture. I think it's unhealthy."
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
" . . . unlike triple bacon cheeseburgers and Oreo milkshakes . . ."
[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
HAHA its logic is brilliant, isn't it?
[–] fphliveson 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I like how hamplanets use the word "tummy" to describe their disgusting fat guts?
[–] littlejawa [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
As we all know, it's an attempt to make their obesity sound 'cute' and 'adorable'. Classic.
[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Just cradled my penis and told him I'll never let a gunt stop our love.
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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
So Lauren Graham Cracker Crust?
[–] geddy 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
DIE IN A FIRE FOR PUTTING THAT MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD. DIE, DIE, DIE.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Deepthroating cupcakes.