Posted by: HomerSimpson
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[–] Ben77 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Day 57.
My research into finding a non-fat-as-fuck brony has hit an impasse.....I can only conclude that the television show 'My Little Pony' actually broadcasts calories directly to the Fupa. The following formula attempts to quantify this effect.
Assuming the average brony has 0 friends, using the formula Aspergers Lvl X pseudo intellectual Lvl + Rainbow Dashes owned / Social life gives us the value of 300lbs average weight per pink plastic pony rapist.
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So, 100 x 100 + 100 divided by zero.
[–] Ben77 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, I really didn't think that through did I?
[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Nice car, Homer.
[–] HomerSimpson [S] ago
Thx bb
[–] drakesdoom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I didn't know you could make that car uglier with paint.
[–] HomerSimpson [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now you do.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
What are we hating on here? Little ponies? Bronies? Confused ...
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Can you not see that the fucker is a chubster? He's developing his own breasts. The fact that he covered his virginmobile in cartoon ponies is just icing on the cupcakes that he no doubt gobbles daily.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OMG - I'm on mobile, picture not so clear.
[–] HomerSimpson [S] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Specifically the brony in the picture.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Ok 😨
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Watch out ladies. The pussywagon is here.
[–] AOU 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Guess it's only banging its MLP dolls.
[–] Velcroman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hey vanilla, you still got the 5-0?