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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

That homophobic bitch ... implying that only straight men are able to operate heavy lifting machinery like forklifts and cranes.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Omg. "See more colors" made me do the whole three octaves up laugh. Damn, that was funny.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What is the physiological difference between a male hambeast and a female one? After 50% body fat or so, the distinction starts to get lost.

The middle-divided blob-belly, rollover bitch tits, cankles, thunder thighs, and tiered chins - who can tell the difference?

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nice, I see what you did there. You almost made me laugh. UPGoat dispersed.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was going to comment. But yours is the best. ROTFLMAO

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Oh, so just because a guy would rather suck a thick juicy cock than sleep with a fatass "woman" makes him a homosexual all of a sudden?

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[–] metalpetal 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

home of sexual*

Learn to spell retard.

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They hate guys who prefer homosexuality to obestiality.

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[–] leftovers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd take cock over fat

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Congrats, I just went from Kinsey 0-6 in less than a second.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pretty much. I tried the girl thing and I was like nope, like the dick exclusively. However, if I had a choice of fat male or fit female and no man, I would go gay. Boobs are awesome.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My hot as hell BFF got really drunk one night. Well, lots of nights, but this one time, she just grabbed my face, turned me toward her and planted a soul kiss on me. I had to reciprocate. It was pretty awesome and I'm as straight as the day is long. Just saying, I'd add to the list: Girl lips are soft and awesome.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As a straight guy I can confirm that boobs are awesome. As long as they are on fit women.

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

As a leabian, if you could please stay far away that would be fantastic.

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[–] HippyHoney 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Dear men, I pity your eyes. Sincerely, shitlady.

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ok, who thought it was a good idea to drape a flag on that cow?

Some people have no respect...

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not even a coroner can handle that alone.

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably give the crematorium a run for its money too

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It might be an explosion hazard.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's because every straight man turns gay around her.

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