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[–] CatfishHunter 0 points 90 points (+90|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Should've given it a wafer-thin mint to see if it would explode.

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[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Three full breakfasts for you madam? Served in your usual bucket ?

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[–] vuke69 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Would you like me to throw the lot in a blender first so you don't have to waste precious calories chewing?

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Trough would be more appropriate.

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[–] BuckinHipster 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh come on you know it's a trough.

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[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Did you know that over the course of filming that scene the fake vomit they used started to decay and by the end it smelled like real vomit.

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[–] justforhighkicks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Every time I watch that I end up dry-heaving.

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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Good ole Mr. Creosote.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

But it is waffer theeen!

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[–] DeVera 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lol... that made me laugh :) all time classic.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago 

Bet you any money it blogs about it's 'Bulimia'

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[–] GloboGym 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This made me smile ear to ear.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Glad to be of service :)

I find fatty 'bulimics' hilarious. I knew a girl would actually had Bulimia and she was skinny as fuck, unsurprisingly. She was married to a fatty. They looked like the number 10 walking down the street next to each other.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 3 points 41 points (+44|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Am I the only one who finds huge breakfasts disgusting? Like why the fuck would a sane person eat eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast, coffee, orange juice, donuts, all at once before 9 o clock? Most important meal of the day, my ass.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

It comes from the days when you would have breakfast after being up for a few hours doing morning chores on the farm.

Roll out of bed at 5:00 and spend 3 hours milking cows, dragging hay and mucking stalls and you'll be ready for a big breakfast like that. My grandparents ate enormous amounts for breakfast and lunch because they had to.

One of the reasons people are so fat is because they are too stupid to realize that you don't eat like a farmhand unless you actually are one.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

One of the reasons people are so fat is because they are too stupid to realize that you don't eat like a farm animal unless you actually are one.

FTFY. Farmhands eat fresh food.

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[–] liberalpyromania 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yup am farmer can confirm , huge amounts of food are a requirement for agricultural work

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[–] thebluelady 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

i love a big breakfast. the only time of the day i'm really, really hungry is the morning. i usually eat a big breakfast and then eat smaller meals the rest of the day.

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[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I am the opposite, the last thing I think about the morning is food.

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[–] mr_krabs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Agreed!

if I eat more than 2 eggs in the AM I feel sluggish. I usually just go with coffee w/ coconut oil.

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[–] 3245703? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Recent convert to coconut oil. I love it.

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[–] GreatAlbatross 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If I could have a mini-sized full english, that would be fantastic. I mean, like Sushi-portion sized.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

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[–] JudgeDeath [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Beautifully accurate, I especially like how you've captured their back fat. Bravo Sir

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[–] SlinkyBlack 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I never knew what a full English contained before now. I dont think I could finish everything you just listed in one sitting.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The beans would be the thing that would do me in. For some reason I find beans to be ridiculously filling. Probably a mix of the fiber and protein hitting my gut at once.

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[–] Melbourne43 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Maybe the gaseous reaction internally makes the stomach feel fuller too.

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'd put money on ALL of us would be more than satisfied on the first. let alone think about getting 2nds or 3rds, FUCK.

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Seriously. This is how I used to drink before I found AA.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Puked up this booze? Room for moar booze!"

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[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She probably had her stomach stapled, or one of those plastic things that makes it so you can't eat very much in one sitting. And here she is re-stretching that shit out again, forcing food down as hard as possible and just puking whenever her body screams in rejection... only to go right back to the plate.

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[–] Opposite_Santa 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ugh, I knew someone like this once.

Gorged on so much KFC they threw up. Then went to KFC and bought more.

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[–] Thippe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm curious to know if she was a tourist or a local?

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[–] JudgeDeath [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Hard to say really, we do get a lot of tourists, but mostly in Summer. She could be a local, I bet she's a shut in mostly. I would be too if I ever got that size. Actually, that's a lie, I would have shot myself long before I ever got that size...

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