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[–] tmo1138 [S] 1 points 47 points (+48|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Meanwhile camped out in the hospital waiting room.. she came back with four BIG ASS DONUTS. Gave one to her mother, one to the kid and ate TWO herself. Then lamented that the "good triscuits were gone" from the shopping bag you see next to her on the floor. She had to weigh 350 if she weighed an ounce.

The kid later took of his shoes, sock and shirt, got under a blanket and made himself at home.

This is why we can't have nice things.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

That look of seething hatred she has for her kid as she notices that he has food and she does not. Will she wait until she finishes chewing to fly into a rage? No... too risky. He might finish the food. Better the chance of choking on the current food than lose the future food.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

It's great how at a certain point, fat faces form permanent frowns due to the weight of the cheek fat.

It's like gravity is sick of hearing this body positivity bullshit. The ultimate shitlord.

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think its a tie between gravity and physics.

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[–] test_beta 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Hello beetus my old friend
I've come to eat with you again
Because the bacon slowly frying
Left its grease while I was gorging
And the fat that was planted in my bum
Still remains
Within the rolls of blubber

The endless treats I ate alone
Fatty meats right off the bone
'Neath the glow of the oven light
I turn my dollar to the diet sprite
When my head was stabbed by the flash of a blinding pain
I bled in my brain
Too much grease, now only silence

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[–] tom908 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Beautiful...

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I love you.

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[–] ladyinthebluedress 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Jesus. If you're in a hospital long enough to actually need to eat, food will generally be supplied to you. Otherwise tough it out, bring some fruit or go to a hospital cafe.

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

If you're the patient, most of the time you're not supposed to eat or drink ANYTHING until you've been seen

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yep, hate that. especially if you are in for abdominal pain of any sort.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Eh. I always brought food to the hospital because hospital food is shit and I didn't want to leave the room anyway. We spent eight hours in the waiting room: patient had an IV so they weren't worried (he was NPO anyway)

But then again, this was a serious thing and I wasn't about to leave his side. Sure as fuck didn't bring donuts and chips. My guilty pleasure was fruit snacks... BTW, St Luke's in Houston has a McD on the first floor. That just makes me sick...

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It actually makes perfect sense when you think about it.

The hospital is the perfect target audience for mcdonalds. It's all their regulars in one place. And the hospital needs patients. I think the proper term is mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That large mole between her eyebrows is the mark of the oBeast.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Holy shit. That ham has a bag of snacks. She's just carrying around a bag of snacks with her.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They have those chairs in the waiting area at the front of our hospital affiliated gym. My husband and I both fit in one easily with room to spare. Like a little love seat.

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[–] REALJOHNCENA69 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

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