Hey everyone, I am sitting here are Starbucks listening to some hambeasts talk about the food and drinks here and I got have an idea. Since religions are protected by law and are inherently exclusive why not form the FPH religion to counter this SJW and body acceptance at any weight non-sense. We can have a BMI index as our symbol that we wear around our necks for everyone to see. Proudly proclaim the truth of portion control. Hand out fitness magazines and healthy cooking books to the people in line at the doughnut shop.
What do you think?
Edit: I just realized that we could make saying "thin privilege " a hate crime. Make the SJW's work for us.