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[–] my_wet_vagina 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
Omg you're supposed to put like one drop on a qtip and put it on their gums, not fill a fucking bottle with it.
Hams never understand proper portion sizes though, don't know why I'm surprised.
[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
This retard is going to demonize every country type of mom who does this. The shitty part is that the drop of bourbon totally works, really well. I blame the fact that Social Darwinism is seen as evil, but unnaturally prolonging the lives of complete idiots through government assistance, so they can go on to harm innocent people, is okay.
[–] ShortWarrior 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Implying that you should do that.
[–] SilentMaster 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
So the mother said to rub a few drops on the baby's gums, and you put a belt straight into the bottle. That's good brain using. Well brained.
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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I can't think of any fat people my kids have to be around so I don't have any frame of reference here. Good on me I guess.
[–] Fatkini 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Leave it to a fat to give an infant two types of pain relievers and alcohol to wash it down just to put it to sleep. Did this whale not realize things like teething will keep a baby up when she got pregnant? God forbid you actually parent. Ham would probably shake the goddamn piss out of him and call it rocking. Idiotic cunt.
I'm glad the baby made it.
[–] fitdog 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
Its shirt is "fitting". Also I'm in Kans-ass, fat blobs everywhere here and they all sort of look like this uneducated beast.
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The grand mother said to rub it on gums, lazy hambeast decides to give the baby enough to drink, probably enough to make seasoned drinkers blush by the BAL%
[–] tnsh94 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm ashamed to be from Arkansas. So many dumb and fat people.
[–] PM_me_your_mitts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ridiculous.
[–] SaneGoatiSwear 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i was reading criscogollem like criscagollem as if it were a latin-root scientific term.
now it is.