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[–] NiklausTheNaked 0 points 67 points (+67|-0) ago 

That happened.

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[–] General_Paos_Chicken [S] 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

Idk the farting and fighting over the taco seems pretty likely to me.

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Me. I excused myself from the restaurant, and ate a granola bar by the dumpsters at work.

Nope, not a real story.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The girl's name?

Emma Watson.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

I'm sure that happened. The only truth is it ate a granola bar near the dumpster. By granola bar, it meant a box of granola, and by dumpster it means it's house(which smells like a dumpster.)

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[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

The eating tacos and farting part also happened.

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[–] justleaveit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thats in the song, its not supposed to have really happened.

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

After the granola bar was gone, it licked the cheese off of McBeetus wrappers from the dumpster.

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

If I have children, I hope to teach them to sing the song of the land whales fight for more foodstuffs to all.

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[–] ValkyrieHerja 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Ever see finding Nemo?

Dory talks to whales. Teach your kids to communicate with fatties that way.

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Was the granola bar taken from the dumpster?

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Lol "I'm repulsive and horrifying to others, better eat a carb and sugar block"

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"by the dumpster at work"

i choose to eat my meals near those of the same body type

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Since we weren't given lyrics, I'm gonna write this song.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"You're excused from the rest of humanity, fatty. Now go 'eat a granola' (translated as a box of twinkies) by the dumpsters at work where you belong"

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