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[–] TimGadget 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago 

Wow....this is why they claim to eat 1200 calorie diets and never lose weight! Teehee! Maybe the extra 700 calories are cancelled out by mah thyroid.

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[–] FuckingEatLess 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Oh, I get it now. Hams aren't lazy. They just lack 3rd grade math skills.

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[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well, maybe the serving size was like a tablespoon and the fat fuck just ignored it.

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[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It is also clear that they are lacking in food education. No one knowledgeable that reads the ingredient list would EVER think this was 200 cal / serving.

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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But coconut milk and stevia are healthy. Healthy food has less calories than real food.

/s

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[–] burnitdown 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exactly, I saw the recipe a last week on Pinterest and gawked.

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"What do you take for your thyroid problem?" "Hamburgers."

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[–] Lynx 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Use full-fat canned coconut milk"

"Only 40 calories"

Checks out.

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[–] Shitlord-MD 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago  (edited ago)

you think this would be good? Or is it too healthy?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. They don't even want to eat healthy.

Not only that, but this "ice cream" is just blended frozen milk...the recipe says: mix ingredients. Freeze. Blend in a Vitamix. It's not even real ice cream, which requires gasp actual energy expenditure to make properly. Lots of shaking/rolling is required to do it right.

And of course it's to be done in a Vitamix--hams think that you can put pure lard and sugar into a Vitamix and it will magically be healthy.

GODDAMN THIS SCREENSHOT MAKES ME ANGRY.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They don't even want to eat healthy.

That's exactly it. They don't want to do anything except feed their sugar/salt/fat addiction. They are pissed off at the world for refusing to find them "beautiful" despite their grossly unhealthy bodies and lifestyles that are the result of said addictions. That's basically the FA movement summed up!

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[–] BettieJosbeetusfoot 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

if it makes you feel better, I won a Science fair when I was in school by doing kitchen chemistry, and making hand made icecream at my station. Hammy fucks all tried to steal my supplies to sabotage me but I still won.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That sounds like a fun story

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[–] salad_monger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They don't even want to eat healthy.

Yes, but they want to think they do, so they can feel "good" about themselves and to trick themselves into thinking they deserve a reward.

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[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I love these littles bits of involuntary honesty hams let go trough their lies from time to time.

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[–] shitlesbian 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

It's from the blog Chocolate Covered Katie. She isn't fat.

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[–] ShitlordLovesOreos 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It looks like a ham comment on a Pinterest share of Katie's recipe. The 40 is an error on Katie's site I'm sure, and the ham just believed it 100% even though 40 doesn't make sense for that recipe at all. The fat clouds the brain.

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[–] shitlesbian 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

That makes sense. Though sometimes Katie only lists the lowest possible calories in a recipe without adding together the possible substitutions. For this recipe, pure almond milk mixed with stevia and sprinkles would be about 40 cal... but it sure as hell wouldn't look or taste anything like ice cream.

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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago  (edited ago)

She isn't fat, but she also can't do math.

Editing to add: I have no idea how she went from 2 Tbsp of sugar to 0 grams of sugar. It's more like 25 grams of sugar.

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[–] Wwanker 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I think the sugar part is if you use stevia (but idk if stevia is really sugar-free, I didn't looked up onto it)

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[–] shitlesbian 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yep. Sometimes Katie only lists the lowest possible calories.

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[–] dismahburner 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Oh, you know it's only 40 calories, because it's coconut milk, and like coconut is practically a vegetable! Teeheehee!

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to eat toasted shredded coconut as a snack when I was younger. Then I thought to check the label and was like wooooah, no more of that I guess. Coconut is awesome but it can be calorically dense. Coconut oil and coconut milk both have very high fat contents. Might work for someone on keto but for hams it's just like injecting straight lard into their ass.

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If you ever get stranded in the tropics, remember the lesson for survival!

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[–] cartossin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

When I read teeheehee I always think of cupid cartman.

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[–] bitchindietitian 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For the discerning shitlord who used stevia/sugar substitute, omitted the coconut butter, and used unsweetened almond milk in place of coconut milk this would actual make for an acceptable treat (a rare treat imo). Even using coconut milk, but cutting the portion size wouldn't be a huge deal.

But let's get real. The hams probably double the recipe, add in a Simply Sara helping of sugar, a whole thing of jimmie's, and call it a "treat" for being good. Teehee. Overall not a bad recipe in itself, but it doesn't take a genius to see that picking the wrong options would put it way over forty calories.

EDIT:: I originally made a generalized statement on how coconuts have medium chain length triglycerides, I was wrong only coconut oil has the medium chain length triglycerides that our body is more likely to use for fuel than fat storage (we use long chain triglycerides for that). My post has been reflected to be more factually accurate. My apologies.

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[–] onegin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I've tried researching this. I thought coconut milk did have some MCTs. Maybe not though. It definitely has a lot of saturated fat (which may or may not be a bad thing).

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[–] bitchindietitian 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's what I thought as well, but when I double checked myself it only had mention of MCT's in coconut oil with, the predominant MCT being lauric acid. I could be wrong and MCT's could be found in all coconut products, which would be best case scenario but I'd have to do a bit more research.

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Maybe 40 calories per bite...

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[–] CrackingYs 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is how fatties think:

Unhealthy_Calories - Healthy_Calories = Net_Calories

They actually think that by eating healthy food, it cancels out the ill effects of unhealthy food. Eat a salad... now you can have a tub of ice cream. Eat a banana... now you can have a bag of chips.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just like how they think diet soda not only has no calories but negates the calories in their unhealthy meal.

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