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[–] ShitlordsMakeMeWet 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

This may happen because real-life shitlording is often kind of subtle and not very interesting to retell. For example, I recently lost over 40 lbs and have regained human status (was a blob, now am fit and a shitlady for life). My recent shitlording consists of people asking me how I lost the weight, and my response. If a ham asks, I say "I ate fewer calories than I burned." If a normal person asks, I give a kinder and more detailed answer.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My goto response to "how do you do it??" Is always the same. Discipline and personal responsibility. Fats HATE that.

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[–] ForgotMyName ago 

Do you carry salt packets in your pocket to shove in there after you've torn them a new one? Because that's delightful.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams ago 

Better answer: "I thought about what you probably do to be in the shape you're in...and then I did the exact opposite."