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[–] Vermality 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I can see what you mean. You can tell the true ones from the ones that didnt happen. The ones that dont seem real usually have some kind of monologue-esque shitlording that never happen.

For instance I "shit lorded" the other day at the bakery. Some fat cunt pushed in front of everyone and got served. I then pushed in and was also served but I said "No he was here before me" pointing to this other dude there, then turned towards fatty and said "I wait my fucking turn" loudly. Now I dont know if she heard me because she had started walking away but that was my shit lord moment.

A BS version would be her pushing in and me going "hey wait your fucking turn fatty!". Thats what I wanted to say but you cant do that otherwise you look like the bad guy