Archived If it wasn't for the black background I'd swear I was browsing r/thathappened (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived If it wasn't for the black background I'd swear I was browsing r/thathappened (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] Vermality 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I can see what you mean. You can tell the true ones from the ones that didnt happen. The ones that dont seem real usually have some kind of monologue-esque shitlording that never happen.
For instance I "shit lorded" the other day at the bakery. Some fat cunt pushed in front of everyone and got served. I then pushed in and was also served but I said "No he was here before me" pointing to this other dude there, then turned towards fatty and said "I wait my fucking turn" loudly. Now I dont know if she heard me because she had started walking away but that was my shit lord moment.
A BS version would be her pushing in and me going "hey wait your fucking turn fatty!". Thats what I wanted to say but you cant do that otherwise you look like the bad guy
[–] inablackbox 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This, basically. There's always going to be some embellishment in people's stories, but I still find them entertaining. I think we can all agree that a happy shitlordy ending is a lot easier to read than one where the ham gets off scot-free.
[–] seniorscubasquid ago
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of falsehood... Only a fool would take them as fact.
[–] ShitlordsMakeMeWet 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
This may happen because real-life shitlording is often kind of subtle and not very interesting to retell. For example, I recently lost over 40 lbs and have regained human status (was a blob, now am fit and a shitlady for life). My recent shitlording consists of people asking me how I lost the weight, and my response. If a ham asks, I say "I ate fewer calories than I burned." If a normal person asks, I give a kinder and more detailed answer.
[–] Swoledamort 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My goto response to "how do you do it??" Is always the same. Discipline and personal responsibility. Fats HATE that.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
Do you carry salt packets in your pocket to shove in there after you've torn them a new one? Because that's delightful.
[–] NoPenisForNeonHams ago
Better answer: "I thought about what you probably do to be in the shape you're in...and then I did the exact opposite."
[–] Thinchick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I agree with OP. I get that a lot of people like them and that is fine. Just don't pass them off as "true" when it's obvious that the story is embellished to the point of being absolute fiction. What is worse is all of the comments on the /thathappened posts. There is something very desparate and pathetic about it all.
[–] SaintanthonysFire [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
To add to the desperation and pathetic part. I've also noticed a lot of "coddle me and tell me I'm right" happening. I've seen some posts where the op puts up a clearly fictional story then afterwords will reply in the comments with a picture of themselves. Trying to get validation. The worst part is people fucking give it to them. "Oh op don't worry you are so hot and cool, that fatty is wrong you are so awesome. This sub is for hating fat people, not making you feel better about yourself because your fucking shitty, and the only thing going for you is your not fat. Yet
[–] thebluelady 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
believe me, i've noticed this too. i am a lifelong fan of truth and logic and science, and i've been downvoted for pointing out logical failures and obvious lies here. it's frustrating, because i think the whole reddit debacle already made us look bad, and if people see snippets of this community where people are willfully misinterpreting science or are just being bigots (lots of racism and homophobia on voat) it just makes us all look like dumb assholes who are mean for the sake of being mean.
i was proud to be a member of FPH but i'd kind of be hesitant to show any potential shitlord friends this community.
[–] iFuckingHateFatties 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Yeah, it gets pretty circle jerky in this sub sometimes, I wish we could be a little more objective about it.
[–] HomerSimpson [M] ago
Removed. Belongs in /v/fphdiscussion
[–] turtlesarepureevil ago
This