Posted by: Fatness_Everdeen
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] 3110840? 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Don't worry, he's keeping the donuts safe in his belly.
[–] AOU 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The donuts dumpster.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
FATS! What have you been doing all day? I've hardly seen you at your desk!
I have secured every pastry within a one-block radius sir!
Do you have any for me?
Yes, yes of course sir.
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[–] Dontbeafatshit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do armed security as a side gig you wouldn't believe how many food dumpsters come wheezing up to me asking how they can get into it. It's pathetic.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I blame that horrible mall cop movie... in part.
[–] 2drunk 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If security means he watches hidden cameras in changing rooms.
[–] RielDtok_ 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
He also suffers from too much food security.
[–] geese 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Stands in front of the door, but is so big he blocks the entirety of it, perps can't get out of the building. Sounds like good security to me
[–] FreedomToast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Greg Proops + 400 Big Macs.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And now, I want to watch Whose Line.
[–] Fustilarian 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Guarding the fucking pantry
[–] AFishyFez 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wherever he's being "security" for probably has something like the first Indiana Jones. It's probably like if you steal doughnuts or whatever, this blob just comes rolling down towards you like that boulder.