Archived Which did you notice first, the glitter or the tooth decay? (i.sli.mg)
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Archived Which did you notice first, the glitter or the tooth decay? (i.sli.mg)
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[–] UberNado 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I noticed the flapjack bewbs first.
[–] Syouken 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
neither i just noticed the fat.
[–] bisexualforviolins 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Do they not make supportive bras for fat people? Or do they not work? Or like this is this too gross to be pondering at 6 in the morning....?
Not even gonna lie, after breastfeeding my tits ain't the bounciest, but I know damn well what to wear to make 'em look well... not like that.
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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also, they're tits are so heavy, the amount of force needed to hold them up in a shape even resembling a breast would cause their shoulders to collapse.
[–] fatis4punching 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
http://preview.turbosquid.com/Preview/2014/10/10__09_29_47/CrawlerCrane_2.jpg9e3a4967-2dff-4a72-bcb0-9a620e3fa0c0Original.jpg
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
What the fuck happened to the teeth?
Or do they just look abnormally small because this creature is so massive?
[–] Angxrs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No they are so worn down from constantly guzzling beetus
[–] Fentiaz 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Is this taken from a slutwalk? You know, those walks where ugly fat women partake to try and kid people into thinking that they are attractive and harassed?
[–] asesnic 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
That thing's a woman? Looks like a man-shale
[–] MidwestAnomaly88 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Look at the sausages that thing has for fingers. Ew! I appreciate my alien fingers and delicate 5.5 inch wrists so much more after seeing fat paws.
[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fats always have the worst teeth, this one looks like the mouth of the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow.
[–] Angxrs ago
Great movie
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[–] Opposite_Santa 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
We're wired to prefer good looking people, as it implies health. Befriend and mate with healthy people rather than unhealthy people, so both you and your offspring stand a better chance of survival.
So we ignore ugly people almost without realizing.
[–] NoRagrets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Heh, that's what I saw first too.
[–] ShitladyGyist 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If I stood sideways, I could probably stand in that cleavage and not touch either breast.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My word. Perish the thought, child!