1
35

[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 1 points 35 points (+36|-1) ago 

Everyone loves to see their exes get fat.

Someone should do a hidden camera youtube video series where people "randomly" come across their fit-to-fat exes in public places and just go "damn, what happened? you used to be so hot?"

0
17

[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Fact. The guy who broke my heart into a million pieces had the audacity to try and friend me on FB. I was thrilled to find him fat and (bonus) balding. Still, request denied.

0
16

[–] Fustilarian 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Bald guy here. Highly triggered by your comment. Might whinge about it on Tumblr. Best.

0
13

[–] paulmcgranite 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Hey man, don't make fun of us unfortunate guys that bald early :(

0
2

[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The best revenge is living well and living well is relative.

0
14

[–] Rakosman 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I saw my ex with her friend at the store recently. I couldn't help but stare back and forth between her eyes and her stomach. I asked how she ended up at that particular store, and she said something about being nearby and her friend needing something and "for candy" as she held up a bag of Twizzlers. After exchanging a couple words I finally asked if she was pregnant.

She was not.

It was awesome.

0
2

[–] fahque 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Daaaaaaaaamnnnn!

0
12

[–] curvygirl 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

The only thing better than seeing people you dated in high school/college getting fat is seeing them stay thin and date fatties.

0
12

[–] wmeth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Or seeing them working in a fucking Best Buy or something after 15 years.

0
2

[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh that is wonderful.

Kinda sucks if you've only dated people with great career paths, though, as they all turn out successful. Lawyer, nurse, doctor, business owner, biology Ph.d, etc. in that order. 2 of them got fairly chubby, but none have gone full ham yet.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

0
1

[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That prayer needs to be cross-stiched onto a pillow

1
8

[–] TheSouler1 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Had an experience with this recently. Broke up with a chick about a year and a half ago cause she was annoying me. Cycled past her about a month back and BOOM - Ham bam no thanks mam. Evasive tactics status: Success - +2000XP

0
7

[–] blue5car 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Revenge. Best served with triple fudge ice cream.

0
6

[–] MateoJones 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I just wanted to say your post was kinda interesting but that last little paragraph was just fantastic

0
3

[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You got pump, she got plump...

load more comments ▼ (9 remaining)