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[–] Robotick ago 

Well to be fair, none of the substitution you proposed are at all equivalent. Prosciutto wrapped melon = bacon???

You dont need substitutions to be fit. All you need is a tiny bit of shame and self control.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] ago 

Dude, try the melon thing. I had it in France and I swear to god it is so damn good

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[–] Robotick ago 

Im not saying its bad, but it taste nothing like bacon...