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[–] FreedomToast 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I cannot wait for the day for ticket prices to be (weight + luggage) x price of gas. That may get a lot of shit so, your weight + luggage = Max X. You pay per pound/kg over. This way fatties can bring less and humans can being more.

edit: Math syntax (I should know better :/)

edit2: Even better, Standard price =250 lbs Max weight with luggage. $1/lb above that and save $0.25/lb below the limit.The flights will be healthy, attractive, and fit people flying locations and it becomes a high quality airline.

Clearly we need to start an airline FPH. Let's change the world

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

As a taller guy, I fully support this. I'd gladly pay a bit more if it means crucifying fats.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My thought is no airline wants to be first to implement this as they will catch a ton of shit PR. It will have to happen eventually though if they keep overloading planes.

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[–] HamShanky ago 

To make it so it JUST antagonises fats, we should do it on: Standard rate for body fat percentage male=15 or lower and female=20 or lower.

Anything higher is increased, adding on to the luggage poundage. Do you have a 40 pound bag, yet you are 70 pounds above 15 body fat index for a male? Thats two 50 pound bags, one that is being worn on you. Here is a fee times two.

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[–] President-Sanders 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Can you imagine the tumblrlogic?

Can you just IMAGINE IT? Can you?

So we have a fat tax right now that only humans are paying, in fact, non-humans are getting discounts because of how the ticket prices are spread, we are subsidizing their flights, and by the virtue of sales tax, they aren't getting taxed on anything health related yet - and this is the only way they see, is to plunder from the working humans to pay for the dysfunctional non-humans.

So making it weight based is the way to stop the plunder, but just weight to hear the plunder-logic arguments about how it will be unfair.

Also, fuck you mallrats cunt for trying to pretend you were "able to put the armrests down". you fat cunt.