I am still in shock over the sheer number of hams and planets that were on this flight from hell. My husband and I were on our way back from our honeymoon, and we had a connecting flight after this one landed.
As we are waiting to board, I started noticing that almost everyone is fat as fuck! I'm not exaggerating when I say that 2/3 of the passengers were OBESE, not just your average shameless sloppy pig.The remaining third were all almost overweight. I counted about 15 humans.
So as we are waiting to board and the butterslugs are finishing their $30.00 airport domino pizzas and latte milkshakes, I pray to the airport gods that we win the human lottery for the seat next to us. CHA CHING tiny lady takes the window seat.
Some nasty planet who takes showers as a suggestion not a rule sat in front of my SO. She smelled like something died in her ass 5 years ago and she just couldn't reach it. she sat in a human's seat instead of her own on the other side of the aisle. he looked grossed out when he asked her to move to her actual seat. she bent over to get up and had trouble...her ass was so close to our faces I almost vomited.
So we have been sitting on the plane for 45 minutes now, what's going on? The pilot ANNOUNCES THAT TEN PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO GET OFF THE PLANE BECAUSE THIS PLANE HAS A WEIGHT LIMIT. OMG you guys. The volunteers were mostly made up of humans. I saw one prize pig volunteer like 400 pounds. None of these fatass cared. teehees all around.
After people left the plane, we had to wait another 45 minutes for the pilot to receive the NEW WEIGHT PLAN or the flight. we just barely made our connecting flight which was great because there were no other flights to our destination.
let me tell you, the smell on that plane was triggering....still in shock from this experience. Don't even get me started on tourist hams :(
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[–] FreedomToast 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago (edited ago)
I cannot wait for the day for ticket prices to be (weight + luggage) x price of gas. That may get a lot of shit so, your weight + luggage = Max X. You pay per pound/kg over. This way fatties can bring less and humans can being more.
edit: Math syntax (I should know better :/)
edit2: Even better, Standard price =250 lbs Max weight with luggage. $1/lb above that and save $0.25/lb below the limit.The flights will be healthy, attractive, and fit people flying locations and it becomes a high quality airline.
Clearly we need to start an airline FPH. Let's change the world
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
As a taller guy, I fully support this. I'd gladly pay a bit more if it means crucifying fats.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My thought is no airline wants to be first to implement this as they will catch a ton of shit PR. It will have to happen eventually though if they keep overloading planes.
[–] HamShanky ago
To make it so it JUST antagonises fats, we should do it on: Standard rate for body fat percentage male=15 or lower and female=20 or lower.
Anything higher is increased, adding on to the luggage poundage. Do you have a 40 pound bag, yet you are 70 pounds above 15 body fat index for a male? Thats two 50 pound bags, one that is being worn on you. Here is a fee times two.
[–] President-Sanders 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Can you imagine the tumblrlogic?
Can you just IMAGINE IT? Can you?
So we have a fat tax right now that only humans are paying, in fact, non-humans are getting discounts because of how the ticket prices are spread, we are subsidizing their flights, and by the virtue of sales tax, they aren't getting taxed on anything health related yet - and this is the only way they see, is to plunder from the working humans to pay for the dysfunctional non-humans.
So making it weight based is the way to stop the plunder, but just weight to hear the plunder-logic arguments about how it will be unfair.
Also, fuck you mallrats cunt for trying to pretend you were "able to put the armrests down". you fat cunt.