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[–] Blacklightning 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Obesity also causes hirsutism in women. I've seen so many female hamplanets at Walmart that rocked a full beard or goatee.

On the flip side of the coin, for the males, obesity reduces testosterone levels and promotes gynecomastia, aka bitch tits.

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[–] ShitArchon ago  (edited ago)

Obesity also causes hirsutism in women. I've seen so many female hamplanets at Walmart that rocked a full beard or goatee.

This looks like extreme laziness and PCOS. The cases you cite are probably that combination as well.

I was always curious about this, however.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was never raised to "behave like a lady" but this post gives me the appreciation for the fact that if I want to be ladylike, I physically can. Thank you, OP

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[–] turnonce 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My mom, who said the same sort of stuff about being a lady, used to say, "ladies do not sweat, they glisten." So even by default you're acting like a lady! Glistening instead of sweating like a fat pig.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady ago 

haha that is cute

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

On the one ham, thankfully, you don't get a peek at their cavernous sweat wallet because it's obstructed by the fupa. On the other ham, fupa.

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[–] CyclopticTentacleCat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

+1 for sweat wallet

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago 

Thank you. I felt pretty grossed out at the mental imagery that came with typing that out.

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[–] salad_monger [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This story is glorious.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did we have the same mom? Lol

But seriously, my mom all growing would tell me things like what you said in addition to not burping, not cursing, etc. All things I see obeasts do on the regular

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a male who crosses his legs, you have my deepest sympathy--I could not stand my parents yelling at me over that, my dad roaring at me because I walked on my toes "like a ballerina" was bad enough. It sounds like your mother hates on you for having more testosterone in your brain in the prenatal environment.

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[–] purple_pain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fats in general don't have any manners. They didn't get to where they are today by waiting politely for everyone to get their food before starting to eat. Or waiting until everyone has had a share before going back for seconds. And I'm pretty sure being ladylike includes owning an accessible vagina. Lucky their pannus covers the underwear area if it's wearing a skirt so we don't have to see it!

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak ago  (edited ago)

The fupa: God's way of cockblocking the hams.