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[–] M1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

People with the beetus brain will assume that Coke is saying that their products are healthy, therefore they can consume as much as they want on top of gorging themselves.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Similar to the way Viagra advertises itself:

"Woah dude, you need to be careful with this shit. You're gonna have a plutonium rod for a boner that's so fucking radioactive, the North Korean's will try to steal your dick. Talk to your doctor about violating the nonproliferation treaty today."

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[–] FUPA_Berzerker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think Coke & others do that kind of advertisement for us who don't really consume their products, but are still better as neutral toward the brand than hating it (and spreading the hate), in a "see? we're educating people, not our fault these fucks keep chugging our sugary drinks" shitlord way.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exactly. It's so they can pretend they care (P.R. move) while still making money off this kind of product. And, they know this kind of warning label won't dissuade their real customers in the slightest.

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[–] iamlookingatthegrill 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

McDicks did the same thing a few years back, by putting apple slices and bottled water on the menu. Fats see it and think "OK, this is a healthy restaurant!" but proceed to order fries and beets drinks anyway.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

South park said it best on a recent episode about addition. Booze, sugar, caffeine, whatever. The companies selling things that are destroying people aren't selling to the once a month or even week user. Except for the high probability of some percentage of them going heavy user during a time of stress and being unable to stop. What they're counting on is the addicts and the kids who they can hook early on before they really develop any meaningful willpower.

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[–] retardedchicken5a 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I still can't comprehend seeing tons of people sipping sugar-saturated soft drinks all the time. I find sweet beverages extremely disgusting. When I'm thirsty, nothing quenches my thirst but water.

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[–] GoodOldJR 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you kill the junkie too quickly, you have to try to find a new sale. The dealer knows this, so he starts to cut the drug. What do you do when the junkie realizes that you are cutting into the high?

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They have those calories count stickers on my gym's vending machines. Love them.

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[–] Chance 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks, I needed to stretch my neck.

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[–] Memorexem [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yer welcome! Keepin it nice and limber. That's half of why I'm here.

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[–] Memorexem [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's pretty bad for your movement when even your beetus juice realizes it's fucking killing you.

Edit - fuck, sorry about those being sideways. Slimgr rotated them for some reason, they show fine on my phone. Anybody know how to fix that?

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Coke can go fuck itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6nL8WxmQY4 This is a german ad that has one of our "TV Celebrities" talk about an initiative coke LIGHT is doing to raise awareness for heart health. I am sorry but a company that sells fizzy drinks is the last party on earth I will ask about health. They are just trying to cover their asses so that the fatties don't try to blame them when they all start dying off. I'm not saying fatties are blameless but the only difference between drug dealers and junk food corporations that I can see is that one of them can operate legally.

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