I was working out, leg circuit day, hard as FUCK but my trainer is the toughest of shitladies out there and wants to make me sweat and almost die every time and I am happy I work well on my own.
Anyway I never come to the gym on Saturday, this morning I see a bunch of fat sacks with weird make up on. They looked a half way between a fat gipsy and a planet belly dancer with all those cat eyes and drape like clothing.
The changing room opens and it's SWARMED with fats in stockings heels and weirs hair styles!!
Not ONE was not fat!
I will definitely give that lesson a try next week and dress like they do, I can't wait to shitlord the fuck out of those planets.
I've never done burlesque but I've studied belly dance for over 10 years and partook in competitions so I am pretty sure I'll be graceful even in my first attempts. I am also curvy, in the real sense unlike most of them claim to be: my waist is 23 inches, i have abs and ass (some titties too, a b cup) and I weigh 120 lbs
I'll report back.