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[–] physicscat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You know if I was going to do this...I wouldn't choose fucking Pizza Hut. Jesus....if you're going to date pizza at least choose GOOD pizza.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
THIS. Why not a pizza from an obscure local chain? Or Papa Murphy's for that matter?
[–] formerobeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
showing its true feelings and affection
[–] SnackTheRipper ago
They have no feelings. It's just feeding. Nothing special here.
[–] ShitArchon ago
Shower thought: maybe Caleb Luna and Matthew Rodriguez should date a pizza instead of insisting that thin white males have sex with them. They obviously love food more than high-quality sex.
[–] OxfordEnglishDick ago
Sometimes the things I see on this sub make me feel like I'm losing my grip on reality.
[–] Gitoffmuhlawn ago
Pizza can do better.
[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
It's finally happened. This is the next stage in "humanity."
[–] Convair990 ago
Only a worthless fatass would date pizza. Jeez pathetic
[–] aloha_snackbar 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
this small fat's body could still be saved, her mentality not so much....