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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

This was made by a fatass. Had to be.

The original statue of David had a penis, not a leaf. An anatomically correct David of this size would have it's penis buried in fat, not even visible. That would paint obesity in a negative light, which I guess the artist didn't want to do. So they put a leaf there instead.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Gotta hide the infected drip hole.

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[–] catofmeow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I just googled the image. The descriptions for it say that the leaf is so you can display in your house or whatever. I'd still agree that a fupa would have been better censoring.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Might be a throwback to when Queen Vic decided to cover a bunch of statues' junk with fig leaves.

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[–] FreedomToast 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This is so fucking depressing it hurts. Art is designed to reflect reality the the context of viewer knowledge. Fatties see a David equivalent. We see a decaying culture.

This is our average. We cannot be ruled by the tyranny of the majority.

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[–] sp2902iu 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

its titties resemble actual pecs too much, instead they should be diagonal and coming out the sides. come on guys obese anatomy 101

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Am I the only one who hears gross sound effects in my head whenever I see a picture of a near human blimp?

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[–] blue5car 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Inaccurate on so many levels.

The statue still has legs, and there's no fried chicken or beetus bucks.

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[–] thejustchad 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pretty sure Hamericans don't eat shit half as healthy as the food in that pic.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wait, this cant be the average size. They recently had an article with different 'averages' from around the world listed.

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This could easily pass as the average Hamerican. It's down right unpatriotic that Hamericans out populate Americans. The USA needs a Purge to rid this once glorious nation of Hamericans.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's down right unpatriotic that Hamericans out populate Americans.

I completely agree. It is unpatriotic to be fat, and it's about the farthest thing from excellence you can be. If you love your country, then you should do what you can to be a good citizen. For multiple reasons, part of that is making sure that you are in good physical condition.

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[–] BMI9000 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Those food items are way too healthy.

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