Short story time!
So I work in an office building within walking distance of a bunch of shops and restaurants, so I walk to grab something to eat during lunch pretty frequently (or eat lunch by the duck pond if the weather is nice). The building has a shuttle that people can take instead of walking, but as long as the weather is nice, I'd much rather walk.
Now the part you've been waiting for: I stop by the restroom before heading out and as I'm washing my hands, two fat lards are finishing up applying lip gloss or whatever. They give me the rudest look and start "whispering" to each other while they follow me out to the lobby. I'm not paying much attention, but I'm hearing the words "anorexic" and "ugly slut" being thrown around.
Hams like them talk about how they have such great personalities, but honestly, they're as hideous on the inside as they are outside.
Super quick edit: They missed the shuttle, so instead of taking advantage of this gorgeous fall day and walking less than half a mile to get food, they decided to wait. And guess who just walked in to stand in line a few people behind me in Chipotle?
Edit 2: They were talking loudly in line, so now I'm 1000% certain that they were trying to make me feel bad about my appearance (fat chance). Kept saying I looked like a little kid and that my tiny waist and visible collar bones were gross. Everyone around them in hearing range looked either uncomfortable or annoyed.
But they've got a great personality, right, guys?
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[–] gabi-r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It is my dream to trigger a fatty in real life on day :)
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I bet you have! You just don't see it!
[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thank you :) Walk proud you anorexic slut! If anyone ever calls me that in a way I can hear it, I'll wear it with pride. Not that I would like to be an anorexic slut, but because of what those words now mean, like an honor badge of envy