Short story time!
So I work in an office building within walking distance of a bunch of shops and restaurants, so I walk to grab something to eat during lunch pretty frequently (or eat lunch by the duck pond if the weather is nice). The building has a shuttle that people can take instead of walking, but as long as the weather is nice, I'd much rather walk.
Now the part you've been waiting for: I stop by the restroom before heading out and as I'm washing my hands, two fat lards are finishing up applying lip gloss or whatever. They give me the rudest look and start "whispering" to each other while they follow me out to the lobby. I'm not paying much attention, but I'm hearing the words "anorexic" and "ugly slut" being thrown around.
Hams like them talk about how they have such great personalities, but honestly, they're as hideous on the inside as they are outside.
Super quick edit: They missed the shuttle, so instead of taking advantage of this gorgeous fall day and walking less than half a mile to get food, they decided to wait. And guess who just walked in to stand in line a few people behind me in Chipotle?
Edit 2: They were talking loudly in line, so now I'm 1000% certain that they were trying to make me feel bad about my appearance (fat chance). Kept saying I looked like a little kid and that my tiny waist and visible collar bones were gross. Everyone around them in hearing range looked either uncomfortable or annoyed.
But they've got a great personality, right, guys?
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[–] bruhnofattie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn you have a fuck ton more control than I do... I'd go off on those bitchy mountains of waste.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A bunch of people kept giving them dirty looks. I think staying quiet like I did was so much more satisfying because it made them look like complete asses! Even the Chipotle server people looked put out when I glanced over (though they were probably being rude to them as well).
If anything, I probably could've pretended to have been hurt by their words to elicit a more confrontational response from at least one or two people (one guy looked like he was ready to turn around and tell them to STFU...I'm sure if he thought I was getting all depressed over their remarks, he would've).
Sometimes silence is the best way to shitlord, though. People are gonna remember these fat bitches for at least the next 24 hours. That's enough vindication for me. That, and the fact that I look a million times better than both of them combined.
[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well this is what it would look like if they did combine