Short story time!
So I work in an office building within walking distance of a bunch of shops and restaurants, so I walk to grab something to eat during lunch pretty frequently (or eat lunch by the duck pond if the weather is nice). The building has a shuttle that people can take instead of walking, but as long as the weather is nice, I'd much rather walk.
Now the part you've been waiting for: I stop by the restroom before heading out and as I'm washing my hands, two fat lards are finishing up applying lip gloss or whatever. They give me the rudest look and start "whispering" to each other while they follow me out to the lobby. I'm not paying much attention, but I'm hearing the words "anorexic" and "ugly slut" being thrown around.
Hams like them talk about how they have such great personalities, but honestly, they're as hideous on the inside as they are outside.
Super quick edit: They missed the shuttle, so instead of taking advantage of this gorgeous fall day and walking less than half a mile to get food, they decided to wait. And guess who just walked in to stand in line a few people behind me in Chipotle?
Edit 2: They were talking loudly in line, so now I'm 1000% certain that they were trying to make me feel bad about my appearance (fat chance). Kept saying I looked like a little kid and that my tiny waist and visible collar bones were gross. Everyone around them in hearing range looked either uncomfortable or annoyed.
But they've got a great personality, right, guys?
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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fats are never attractive. Even if they were secure and didn't talk shit about strangers they still have a shitty, lazy, gluttonous personality. If they had good personalities they wouldn't be fat.
[–] inablackbox 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Exactly. The fatties wear their ignorance, greed, and lack of discipline on their bodies. The chance of having a genuinely good personality with those traits is slim, slimmer than our chiseled waistlines.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Preaching to the choir!
[–] Yo_how_r_u_man 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
In the same way that the majority of males who go on about the nice guy never getting the girl, make a lot of rude and degrading rationalisations about why "I wouldnt fuck her anyway" once they get their advances rejected.
Insecurity comes from caring too much about other people. Obviously you should care about friends and family, but randomers on the street? Why should anything they have to contribute bear any weight towards you, especially when it is fuelled by jealousy and self resentment.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Exactly. And honestly their words had a complete opposite effect than what they intended. Instead of feeling bad about myself, it was a bit of a confidence boost.
[–] Stalker42 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Think of it as a fatty triggering superpower, they just have to see you and they overflow with self loathing and bitterness showing all around them how truly ugly they are inside and out.
[–] Tozetre 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I have not yet had the opportunity, but if ever I see this happen in public I plan to introduce myself to the hams and say I couldn't help overhearing their conversation and how I'm quite interested in beautiful women with a passion for healthy bodies.
And when they start primping and preening and expecting me to hit on them because HAES, I'll walk past them to the shitlady and ask her out for lunch.
[–] Tbear05 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"I'm so glad I don't have to talk shit about people to feel better about myself!" Loud enough for everyone to hear.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If I were with a shitlord coworker, I definitely would've said something. Unfortunately, I was by myself. Hopefully next time I get a better opportunity!
[–] gabi-r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It is my dream to trigger a fatty in real life on day :)
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I bet you have! You just don't see it!
[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thank you :) Walk proud you anorexic slut! If anyone ever calls me that in a way I can hear it, I'll wear it with pride. Not that I would like to be an anorexic slut, but because of what those words now mean, like an honor badge of envy
[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Gossipy motherfuckers need to be shut down as soon that shit starts. Fat fucks are particularly awful about it. Best course of action is to face them, stare at them intently, demand they repeat themselves, and then proceed to ask they explain their thought process, in addition to pointing out that gossip and speculation are the province of small, insecure minds. Cow a ham once and usually they'll shut the fuck up about you.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They weren't actually gossiping, though! Every single thing they said was directed at me, and they wanted to make sure I heard it! More like passive aggressive bullying on their part.
[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You did the right thing. They hung their dirty laundry out for everyone nearby to see, while you were the bigger person about it and ignored them.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They definitely made it awkward for everyone. I even got a few sympathetic looks from my fellow line standing people. Everyone else was sick of their shit.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They try so hard to convince themselves that being attractive is wrong but they are the only ones that ever complain about normal looking bodies. You have the discipline of a saint to ignore them.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't think it's so much as trying to convince everyone that being attractive is wrong. It's more like, "only people who look fat like me are attractive and all conventionally attractive (or fit) women are ugly skinny twig bitches!"