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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I grew up in NY, I moved last year due to a career change. Anyway, my mom was talking to me while this was on Today this morning. My mom kept saying "She can't even breathe after walking a few steps" and "You should see this pigs face, I think there is something wrong with it."
Before she even said the books title, I knew she was referring to the Militant Fat Cunt. Besides the fact that she is shaped like a two by four, what is wrong with her face and teeth? I couldn't stop staring, this beast is hilarious looking.
I think we should remake the book, ya know, like a "Things No One Will tell fat girls, So I will: Truth Edition" where we actually tell the fat pigs what their Tubblr friends won't.
"No, you're not a goddess. You're a fat disgusting pig that puts up half nude photos on the internet in order to get validation. A man, a real man (not a fedora wearing fuck boy) would never stick his dick in you, let alone date you. Theres not enough drugs or alcohol in the world for someone to find you attractive. Also, stop calling yourself a mermaid, you are an aquatic mammal, sure, but not a mermaid, more like a blue whale. Dye your hair a normal fucking color, lose weight, get a god damn job and act like an adult, you heinous slob."
Thats the real shit that nobody will tell you fat fucks.
[–] kissykissygoogoo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Please please do this! I will gladly donate to this cause