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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Listen to her talk without watching the video... Even her voice is fat.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Like that godawful-voiced "mercury propeller engine" fatass on the Mahabharata episode of Ancient Aliens. The one where a (fake!) supposedly ancient Indian text describes a device with tiny propellers that can't actually fly.
[–] LOLer_coaster 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Jes Baker is so vile.
What really gets me is that men who act like they're entitled to have women be attracted to them are (rightfully) sneered at and told that no one has to like you, no one owes you sex, etc etc. Obviously I agree with that 100%. When piggies like this act like they're entitled to hot guys though they're praised. That's sickening. The only men who are interested in women who look like Jes Baker are fatasses themselves who can't do any better or fat fetishists.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Amen. Your truth brought a tear to my eye. :)
[–] recon_johnny 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe so, but she's not interested in them, by any means. And she DESERVES the hot body guy. Punching above your weight just gets your ass kicked (see what I did there?).
[–] girl_irl ago
Well yeah shes a GODESS!!!
[–] poodog 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
"when I say healthy I mean your version of healthy"
NO BITCH IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I grew up in NY, I moved last year due to a career change. Anyway, my mom was talking to me while this was on Today this morning. My mom kept saying "She can't even breathe after walking a few steps" and "You should see this pigs face, I think there is something wrong with it."
Before she even said the books title, I knew she was referring to the Militant Fat Cunt. Besides the fact that she is shaped like a two by four, what is wrong with her face and teeth? I couldn't stop staring, this beast is hilarious looking.
I think we should remake the book, ya know, like a "Things No One Will tell fat girls, So I will: Truth Edition" where we actually tell the fat pigs what their Tubblr friends won't.
"No, you're not a goddess. You're a fat disgusting pig that puts up half nude photos on the internet in order to get validation. A man, a real man (not a fedora wearing fuck boy) would never stick his dick in you, let alone date you. Theres not enough drugs or alcohol in the world for someone to find you attractive. Also, stop calling yourself a mermaid, you are an aquatic mammal, sure, but not a mermaid, more like a blue whale. Dye your hair a normal fucking color, lose weight, get a god damn job and act like an adult, you heinous slob."
Thats the real shit that nobody will tell you fat fucks.
[–] kissykissygoogoo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Please please do this! I will gladly donate to this cause
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] LOLer_coaster 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"I am entitled to an attractive man." That is the EXACT attitude that misogynistic neckbeards are rightfully criticized for. Enough with the double standards.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You're entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. No one is just going to hand it to you. Are you dumb and fat? Get ready for a sad pursuit - The fit ones are fast.
[–] ShitlordedByFacts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And can you imagine how much ridicule a man with a neck pouch and sausage fingers and a bald head would be ridiculed, to the point of being hounded beyond the gates of civilized society, if he ever even breathed a whisper that somehow he was entitled to or could reasonably expect to female models? Holy hell he wouldn't even be able to create a social media account until the end of time.
[–] FPSFairy ago
If you're referring to the one in those Abercrombie-esque pictures, he's gay.
[–] FupaSlayer 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls"
[–] girl_irl ago
"things no one will tell fat girls while sober enough to control their appendages".
[–] Forbin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Vomitous. This country has gone off the rails. It'll be funny 10 years from now when we do a "Where Are They Now?" and it turns out most of them are dead or have lost limbs due to the beetus. How's that "body-positivity" working out for ya, stumpy?
[–] wheatstorm ago
I can't wait for that day either. Also when obesity and overeating is put on the same level as substance abuse and cigarettes.
[–] ShitArchon ago
Case in point: Judy Freespirit and the chairman of NAAFA.
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[–] Hates_Bullshit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
She's trying to teach fat people to delude themselves into thinking they're happy. Pathetic.