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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It can't be this easy can it?

  1. Buy scales

  2. Go to fattest cashier to buy them.

  3. Return them, finding the fattest customer service advisor.

  4. Repeat.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You need a good story when you return it.

"Yeah, I don't think this thing is right. It says I'm 120.4 but I'm only 119.5 on my old scale and I know that one is accurate. Maybe it's because this one goes up so high. 250? That's crazy! That's more than TWO of me! Who would anyone even need a scale that goes that high?"

Then stand back so you don't get any butter tears on you.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah, and some duct tape and a broom. Then moan about your date plans being cancelled when you return it all.

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[–] scrimmmy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ha! I'm doing this today!