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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Why do fats eat so fast? I notice this whenever I'm at a restaurant. They attack the food like it's going to run away or become ruined in a matter of seconds. Then they are left there, with everyone else barely started, looking lost and confused as to where their food went. It's like they lose themselves in the rush of eating and then wake up back to reality and aren't quite sure what to do.

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[–] cmc37249 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"They attack the food like its going to run away" lmao

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[–] thevenin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lol, you just described my brother. After inhaling his food he'd stare at ours just WAITING for someone to give him the leftovers. He doesn't look anywhere else. It's ridiculous.

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[–] european_summer_fur 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just recently I stood behind a seated female ham on a bus. She had her hair done, manicured nails, heavy makeup, apparently "fashionable" clothes. She couldn't fit into the seat so her one leg was pretty much only 1/4 on the seat, the rest spilled out to the side. Right as I just got on and the bus just closed its doors, she pulls out a mcbeetus style hamburger and starts devouring it right away. The smell is so strong, especially on a small bus, and I can see her fingers stained with ketchup. I normally don't mind eating on a bus that much, sometimes people don't have the time or something else happens, but if it's a hammy, you know they just can't even fucking wait a few stops...

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[–] wheatstorm 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Let me fix that for you.... "She got up to get off of the bus and immediately had a heart attack and died."

And then all was well in the world

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[–] pickyourpoison [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

you're right my bad. edited

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[–] wmeth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Intake like a twin 4 barrel carburetor on a 427! Seriously, yuck.