So I was taking the bus to work today and noticed a fucking planet sitting across two handicapped seats at the front (typical). I was eyeing her on and off and just chilling on the bus and then she starts eating a cookie. This was not a small cookie, it was one of those 4"-5" diameter cookies that you see at restaurants/coffee shops. So she's eating it like someone had a gun to her head and was screaming at her to eat it as fast as she could, and she's getting crumbs all over her FUPA and staring at her phone like the sick fuck that she is. I was looking around like, "is this really happening? does anyone else see this!?" and shaking my head in disbelief when she pulls out another huge cookie and digs in. I'm sitting there thinking: It is 9am, on a bus, in public. This is a totally inappropriate time and place to eat cookies, what are you, fucking 5? And furthermore, she she just downed as many calories as I eat in one meal, and this was most likely a snack to her. Lo and behold, a third cookie was stashed in her bag. The whole time just staring at her phone, pigging out in public, at the front of the bus, in front of everyone. I glanced at the guy sitting next to me and he was glaring at her through his sunglasses. Needless to say, she got up to get off of the bus and immediately had a heart attack and died.
I'm just happy that I care about myself and have self esteem and dignity.