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[–] Nyx 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

I'll take "A desperate beta" for $500, Alex.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'd hope even a desperate beta would go to a glory hole first.

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is there something more beta than a beta? A charlie?

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[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

shudder an omega

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm sorry, we were looking for, "Who is that cardboard cut-out?"

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[–] etherandhoney 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think you may be onto something here!

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Lying about having a boyfriend, such a middle school thing to do.

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[–] 2982413? 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

His name is George Glass. (You will likely only get that joke if you are over 40.)

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[–] I_Rimmed_A_Cat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

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[–] UsedCoffinEmporium 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Colonel Sanders.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Ben and Jerry.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

No person with even a shred of self respect and dignity.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I wonder how often (shrink reduction) guards stop her to see what she's stolen. Today it looks like a down comforter and watermelons

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I bet they could steal a ton of shit. But it would start rotting in their fupa folds. Ughhhh. Because all they would think to steal is food.

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[–] ModerationIsSexy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Wow they always look bad, but that is an extraordinarily unflattering outfit

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[–] shmayy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fucking right? She is spilling out of it. I wouldn't even be comfortable in that outfit and I'm human.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can't imagine how she thinks she looks even remotely acceptable? I mean, I get that they're delusional, but SBJ! This is beyond tight and horribly unflattering. Every single bulge and ripple is clearly visible and she's standing still! Imagine that thing waddling along in front of you.

Eeek! I just scared myself. D:

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can't see what she's wearing. All I can see is a pile of zebra carcasses.

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[–] devoresekk 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dazzle camo. Designed to defeat rangefinding by obscuring features and relative size.

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

But Jesus H Christ, dazzle camo can only do so much...

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[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dildo most likely a hot dog

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