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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 77 points (+77|-0) ago 

"You mean the fact that my sheer size will break the animal is your excuse for not letting me take lessons?"

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[–] LittleBittz [S] 0 points 66 points (+66|-0) ago 

ETA : It called back later to mumble about discrimination. No one cared, so it "just might call the Better Business Bureau!" Quaking in our boots here.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago 

You just respond with "we have to consider the welfare of our animals before the feelings of very overweight individuals." She's happy to break a horse's back rather than be slightly offended. Even horses that pull heavy loads like carthorses etc have equipment to balance the load. You can't just expect their spines to take a 300lb weight.

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[–] cynoclast 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Perfect phrasing.

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[–] Stalker42 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fatties love to cry to anyone who will listen, more out of spite than actual hurt fee fees but you really do need to have an animal welfare document that states the maximum total weight that you will allow a horse to carry.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A set of scales at the entrance and a sign saying "riders must weigh less than 200lbs" (or whatever the appropriate weight is) would keep the fats away.

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Tell it you just might call the ASPCA, 'cause her fat ass on a horse would be animal abuse.

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[–] FatPeopleHolocaust 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i'll call the "better beetus bureau" if she does

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[–] SnackTheRipper 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

This is one of the most satisfying stories I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

 

Thank you.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Your username is awesome

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[–] wolfgangiv 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'm the assistant trainer at a very successful Dressage barn full of shitlords. This story warmed the cockles of my hateful little heart.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

There are some shitlords in the jumping and chase scenes...but get into the western pleasure and to a lesser extent English pleasure groups and it is sequined hams galore around here.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Consider its common across breeds at their class A shows to drain the blood of horses before western pleasure, it's not surprising. Most people don't train their own horses they just hop on for the class, that's why EP and WP are usually fat fucks, they don't ride the thing on the regular. Unlike with dressage/eventing/SJ whatever, you have to train with the horse, you can't just pass it off to trainer, hop on and go for 3 minutes in the arena riding in little circles.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Indeed. Everybody hates the fat chick with the pushbutton horse.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I always hated the pleasure-type classes...even my horse did. We switched to ranch sorting for fun and seriously competing in eventing. Only made it to training level before he passed on, bless that horse's heart, but he loved it. He would've been a shitlord if he were human.
Was bitter without hard exercise, and forced every horse to walk in the paddock for hours before any of them were allowed to eat. Haha, horses with spirit are the best.

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[–] round_isnt_curvy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's why I sold my hunter horse and got a little WP thing. While my baby is little I don't have time to train like I need to. My trainer rides her, and I hop on once a week and show all summer. Thank god the gym has childcare so I can keep fit, but it's gonna be a real shocker when I go back to English saddles because no gym can simulate riding muscles!

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[–] chodie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Out of curiosity, what purpose does draining the blood serve?

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Western pleasure always brings out the sequined ham queens, for some reason. Saddleseat forevah!

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[–] round_isnt_curvy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I want to argue this so bad as one of the sequined WP people, but I cant.

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[–] rollinfattys 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

People don't realize how hard it is to sustain even a trot for any significant amount of time. Ever check out the ass on a horse girl? There's a reason it's fucking perfect.

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[–] Officedrone 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ever check out the ass on a horse girl?

Only for science.

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The crestfallen look was so satisfying. It never thought it might have to DO something in order to ride.

I love this. Every fat should be mercilessly crushed.

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[–] twhitucr 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

upvote because "no horses for houses"

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