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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It seems the more brightly coloured ham saw the other ham glance at its beetus juice and preemptively tackled it to the ground. It failed to foresee, however, that the resulting tremor would shake the can and render it soft. Fortunately, flat soft drink has no calories so in a way it's still a win.