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[–] wmeth 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

The only things that a ham will put effort into, besides eating, is making sure it has every cundishun. Im sorry for your trials. I hope your health improves.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Agreed! I was amazed that the fat fuck had no shame about helping herself to any food she could find, even though she'd only been offered a drink!!

Thank you! I have a genetic disorder so I'll never "get well" but hopefully the super strong antibiotics I'm on will at least make me as well as I possibly can be!

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[–] ClairityDX 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Oh, she's already on her way with how she's eating. Give her a few years and she might well have bad health.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

She's not the first fat to do this kind of selfish shit to me.

This is why I get so mad if my normal friends dare to bring a whale with them when they visit me!

They seem to feel entitled to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's disgusting!

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[–] Privilegechecked85 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A fat one.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You're so right. They always have it worse... If you tell a ham you're dying then they'll claim they're already dead without the slightest hint of shame!

It doesn't surprise me at all about the fatty you dealt with at work. It sucks working with whales!!

As for me, I was born with a "rare" connective tissue disorder called Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. I have an even more rare mix of 3 types of it (classical, hypermobile and vascular).

The vertebrae C5&6 (my neck) collapsed onto my spinal cord 6 years ago, crushing it by half. It caused a bunch of problems but one of them was that it paralysed my digestive system, meaning that my stomach can't empty itself. If I eat/drink then it either sits in my stomach for days, rotting and poisoning me or I vomit it all up.

Even with the tube in my intestine to bypass my stomach, I struggle to get enough calories and I'm still extremely underweight.

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[–] ClairityDX 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

they'll claim they're already dead

So basically, someone Fist of the North Starred them? Also, I'm terribly sorry to hear about your condition. I hope you're able to manage it and live well for much longer than a ham.

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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That sucks. I hope you are better soon!

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Thank you :) I'm currently taking my fourth course of antibiotics to try and destroy this infection once and for all.

My doc has decided to give me a massive dose as the normal doses clearly don't work. I'm taking 1 gram doses, 4 times a day (so 4000ml a day) for the next two weeks.

I really hope the super dose works as I'm terrified that I'll need surgery if it doesn't work! Wish me luck!! xx

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

which kind?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I hate that everything is about food with hams. They've come over to chat and all it can think about it food. Who needs more than a mug of something to chat? Can we not focus on food for a minute?

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Apparently a cup of tea isn't enough for the whale! She needs 4 fucking slices of toast, slathered in honey!

Even though her "little snack" could have killed my husband if we hadn't noticed that she'd eaten all the honey. *Rages*

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Hey love.

I hope you're doing a bit better. I've been wondering. <3

And oh shit, since I still have a little mobility left I would've just started hurling everything within range at said fat. I hate how they're always able to cause strife without fail.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hey gorgeous! How you doing?

I'm not great :( the infection in my stoma is back so my gastro has put me onto a mega dose of antibiotics for the next two weeks in a bid to finally clear the infection for good.

If this doesn't work then I may have to go back to London and have the tube removed, the current stoma closed and then have a new tube fitted in a different area. I'm dreading that as it was horrific the first time! (it took 18 months to heal after the surgery. I don't want to deal with that again!!)

I was fucking furious with that fat bitch, especially when she stole my husband's honey and then tried to claim she needed it more than he does!! He's a Type 1 diabetic, you fat cunt!! You do not need it more than he does!!! Grrrr!!

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

hey Pinkie! How are you? Missed you!

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Oh, this pisses me off no end. I'd be asking your friend just to have time to yourselves next time.

Seemingly their responses on social media bear out this kind of behaviour too.

Selective hearing, selected arguments, and a narcisstic desire to make everything about them. They enjoy a good pity party. They always are the worse off though, it's part and parcel of the victim complex I think. That and the sense of importance is always trying to generate sentiments, empathy and pity and they can also normally back that up with an either impressive list of faux medical conditions or genuine haes complaints. I also think the obstructive sleep apnea (which must be pretty widespread) generates irrationality through sleep deprivation, and less brain matter as per the study that was posted here the other day too means they're dumber than they would normally be. It's a potent recipe for all these angry chub rubbin' thick thigh dumbass cunts who clamour for attention.

I hope you nail your ailments, and don't let the fat bastards grind you down.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh trust me, my friend knows full well that her sister is completely banned from my house!!

I literally do not care if the fucking whale is dying!! She is not welcome in my home ever again.

They are pathetic, selfish, whining fucks and I refuse to accommodate their selfish fucking ways! I don't give a shit about them!

Thank you. I was born with a rare genetic disease so I'll never be "better" but I keep on keeping on, even when my stupid body tries to kill me, hehe.

You rock :) I appreciate your concern xx

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good, good, I'm glad it is banished!

I know you'll never be "better" but I do hope you'll see off these recent complications and get that tube back in full working order.

No, you rock, you keep on fighting.

And I seriously love your postings on here, seemingly we don't have enough representation from legitimately disabled shitlords who are being marginalised as obesity becomes increasingly a self-inflicted 'disability.' Uugh, I just wanna slap these fatties silly and shout at them about how they have choice over that.

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[–] alawn0204 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What the actual fuck?

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was exactly my response to the fucking evil, whining whale!!

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[–] alawn0204 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You freaking told her point blank not to gorge herself on your stuff and she still did. I don't even...

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