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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

And yet they see nothing wrong with stealing other people's food

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

How could I have known it was yours! Muh entitlements!

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've had that happen a few times.

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[–] shotlird 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just start tossing their diet cokes in the trash when they steal your food

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[–] foxhound-mgs 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

What would happen if they switched the hot pocket with a salad? How fucking hilarious would that be.

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[–] PainTree 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And write "challenge accepted" on their card.

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[–] BigSmeez 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Especially if the "salad" doesn't have bacon bits, chicken strips, and ranch! "MUH BLUHD SHUGGER!"

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[–] zombieKitten 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

oh god please do this. Make sure to write the obeast's name on it

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[–] foxhound-mgs 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fat person would be yelling and screaming obscenities and turning red. Also would Be wheezing because all that anger would shorten its breath. Fat person I'll murder all you sob's!"

Office worker " Bill sit your fat ass down. The only thing you'll murder is the toilet bowl!"

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[–] maxk42 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Please remove and replace with one that simply says "Free hotpockets!"

Take photos.

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't worry OP. You are safe. Murder takes effort, an I'm sure you will hear it huffing and puffing long before it gets within a harmful range of you.

Edit: im - I'm, because mobile.

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[–] RickC-137 [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's hilarious that you think a shitlord would steal a hot pocket. This is fat vs fatter.

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[–] diodine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

murder for food

This bitch would probably cry if it had to cut an animals throat to avoid starving (assuming they'd ever be underweight, lol)

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[–] Pinkmushroomlover 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't see a hotpocket. Did you take it? Hahaha

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

We know you'll kill for your food, fatty. You're already killing yourself for your food.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Challenge accepted!

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