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[–] DessertFox 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Discarding old clothes every few months... That should be a sign.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Immediately wondering if your preggers instead of just fat is another...
I couldn't make it to the end of this drivel. I'm going to run for POTUS in 2020. Elect me and I'll make a legal Purge day to rid the USA of as many obeasts as possible. Kids under 18 are off limits, though. Since we've also got to confirm with the govt. we've got health care, I may as well add an annual mandated physical. Similar to a 1099, the results will go on your tax return. Any fatties that survive the yearly Purge will have an additional tax penalty based on body fat percentage (amount to be determined).
[–] DessertFox 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Speaking of tax forms, I'd like an option to vote (on the form itself) how I want my tax dollars distributed. It doesn't need to be binding; I just want to see how people want to allocate the tax revenue if given the choice. It would be a great feedback tool to show politicians what we really care about.
It would be nice if they just included a pie chart showing where money is currently being spent. Very few people look for this information, even though it's easy to find and so important.
[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And how expensive is that? Seriously, if you maintain the same, healthy weight your entire adult life you won't have to spend all your disposable income replacing clothes as you gain weight and then replace them again when your obesity means you wear your clothes out ten times as fast. It's interesting that all the fatties obsess over the cost of salad versus a hamburger but never seem to realize all the ways that being fat robs them, from lower wages, to higher health care costs, to constantly replacing clothes and car suspensions. etc.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This (and the pregnancy one) is the one that really got me. You should always, always take your clothes fitting tighter, or not fitting at all in this beasts case, as a sign to stop shoveling fat in your gaping maw and do some fucking exercise.