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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can run a mile at an 8 minute pace without opening my mouth.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter ago 

This is why they're so big, of course! By gulping in air through their mouths, they're taking in more, you see, which makes them bloat. It's not fat, but air retention! /s

(Also, I love your name <3 I'm channeling my own inner sith lord today: Black (fake) leather pants, black (fake) leather boots, Vader shirt, Star Wars "letterman" style jacket.)

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[–] Emperor_Palpalean ago 

Goooooood goooooood