Archived I'm at my breaking point, I live in the South and am so sick of seeing planets EVERYWHERE (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived I'm at my breaking point, I live in the South and am so sick of seeing planets EVERYWHERE (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] vegansdoitbetter 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'm right there with you, honey. Southern girl here! And it's ridiculous how fat everyone is. Two of my professors are obese (and every day is a struggle to not fly out of my desk and beat them until they STOP FUCKING MOUTHBREATHING LIKE WTF DOES YOUR NOSE NO LONGER WORK?!) A good handful of my coworkers are obese. And then, you know. Hambeasts spotted in the wild.
All day. Erryday.
[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I can run a mile at an 8 minute pace without opening my mouth.
[–] vegansdoitbetter ago
This is why they're so big, of course! By gulping in air through their mouths, they're taking in more, you see, which makes them bloat. It's not fat, but air retention! /s
(Also, I love your name <3 I'm channeling my own inner sith lord today: Black (fake) leather pants, black (fake) leather boots, Vader shirt, Star Wars "letterman" style jacket.)
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have heard fatties before I've seen them - multiple times. Were they in the middle of a run (lol)? Lifting big weights (lol)? NO. They were standing in line. How horrible is your life if you're wheezing just to exist? Just end it already. Ugh.
Edit: I've heard that vegans do it with veggies.
[–] vegansdoitbetter 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
We do all sorts of things with veggies (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But, yeah, my brother-in-law is a super fat (ughhhh) and we all went to the movies once and I had to sit beside him (ughhhhhhhhhhhh). CUE HEAVY BREATHING THE WHOLE FUCKING FILM. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU'RE FUCKING SITTING. DOWN. STATIONARY. LIKE GODDAMN.
[–] curvygirl 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Being a vegan in the south is a fun time I'm sure.
[–] bieberhole_69 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd say it's actually pretty convenient, there's LOTS of local fresh produce (at least in Alabama) since we have a lot of farms, and there's a big farmer's market mentality that we should 'buy local' (which just means get it from the local farmers around the area at farmer's markets). I'm from a wealthy suburb and I was still never more than a 15 minute drive from a good farmers market on any given day especially during the summer
[–] vegansdoitbetter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't eat out often, so I normally fly under the radar ;)