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[–] Hates_Bullshit 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Oh man, I LOVE those people movers in airports. I hit them at full sprint and feel like I'm running 60 mph! Fatties just don't know what living even is.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
As a kid, I'd run on them in the other direction to see how fast I could go.
[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I get a kick out of powerwalking on them lugging my rollerboard behind me. Fatties are like, "WHAT?!" Yeah, the hobbit just zipped past you.
[–] ThePinkTiger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That is fun, until the end. Then every you walk feels like slowmo