Posted by: notafatty2
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
[–] ricecilantrolime 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
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[–] Simplertimes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Skip to this timefor the relevant segment
[–] notafatty2 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
oh please they stand on the people movers too. they will take any opportunity to not exert effort.
[–] Hates_Bullshit 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Oh man, I LOVE those people movers in airports. I hit them at full sprint and feel like I'm running 60 mph! Fatties just don't know what living even is.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That was the whole reason the escalator was invented. Not so that you could stand on it but so that you could walk up it and maintain about the same pace you were while you were walking. It's a tool to improve pedestrian traffic. People aren't supposed to bunch up at the bottom/top. You're supposed to keep walking.
[–] SkinnyMcShitlord ago
No! Don't encourage them!
The fat fucks already jam up all the lifts (elevators) as it is and then people like me that really need them (I'm stuck in a powered wheelchair) have to factor in an extra half an hour to every trip in case we're forced to wait forever for a lift that's not already jam-packed with whales!!
[–] DeVera 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I've taught my kids that stairs keep you fit, they are both young but they are always keen to take the stairs rather than the escalator or lift.
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[–] Presley ago
My shoelaces once got stuck where the stairs met the floor, and they kept on being pulled. It was slightly terrifying.
[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fatties at the mall in my old town wouldn't even bother with the escalator. They'd cram themselves into the elevator, crowding out people who couldn't legitimately use the escalator (like people who legitimately need wheelchairs, e.g., old people and actually disabled people, and mothers with strollers). Fuck off, fatties.
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[–] Mister2 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That would be a hilarious prank video. Just need a screen displaying "over weight" and a announcer asking the planet to be removed from the elevator.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
OMG, this needs to be done.
[–] hypercat ago
Our mall is only 2 stories. It has escalators and an elevator. The stairs are hard to find. Sighhhhh
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
With the obesity rate where it is, the stairs are always completely free. I love it because all the fats stand on the escalator like it's a lumping ride and slow movement down. It means the stairs are not only better for me and more fun, but faster.
[–] Mister2 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I went to go see a stand up comedian at a casino a few weeks ago and from the casino floor to the theater it was like 3 or 4 floors and 1 huge escalator. I took the stairs and it was very gratifying.
[–] WellThatsWeird 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not surprising though is it? People with actual disabilities will go out of their way to live normal lives and strive to not let their disabilities hold them back. Obese people will make up shit to make it seem like they have disabilities and NEED to have an easier way of doing things.
[–] notafatty2 [S] ago
I just flipped on TLC and saw that hambeast Whitney compare herself to a fit man who had his leg amputated. Almost threw up. Then they flipped to a shot of her crying in a car saying "I'm hungry" and it made me feel a little better.