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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Any news on what the excuse was?

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 1 point 45 points (+46|-1) ago 

Well, the event had a cutoff time for each event, and according to internet reports, she wasn't able to swim even 'HALF of the course before they cut her off. She needed a TUGBOAT to get her out of the water.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

A conspiracy by the super secret organization known as P.A.T.R.I.A.R.C.H.Y., obviously.

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[–] Babadon 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No excuses. A seagull gave her a panic attack.

https://imgur.com/KY8z4Wl

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That damn shitlord water!

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[–] enotsr22 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Thank you for the double confirmation.

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh glorious day!

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Reality wins again.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

Ragen looks exactly like a Vogon

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

So that's her plan! She's brought a book of her original poems and plans to read them on the starting line. Everyone else will intentionally drown themselves.

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx ago 

$100 bills to everyone!

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[–] MeeblesMerble 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I thought she looked like a 6.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hope everyone remembered their towel!

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[–] Pulsar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can confirm, Ragen meets the HHGTTG definition

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[–] DeVera 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Why doesn't the girlfriend try and do a race too? She looks to be twice the size of Ragen, according to fat logic that makes her twice the athlete.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

She's "too busy"

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[–] swohio 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That may be true, I mean do you know how many calories you need to eat every day just to maintain that body size? You'd have to spend just about every minute of the day eating, making food, and going out to buy more food.

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[–] etherandhoney 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

So all kidding aside: is that really her girlfriend?

If yes, what the actual fuck?

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

At least they're finally starting to date within their league.

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[–] Lmayyyo 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

you mean lightyear

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

At least they're finally starting to date within their parsec.

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[–] cityfox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well that's pretty much always been their only option - it's good to see some of them not 'holding out' for the (imaginary) fit, rich, gorgeous man/woman that will fall head over heels for them.

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[–] pikapikapower ago 

Did that fat fuck of a BF decide she was too big for him?

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[–] fryabeetus [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Yes. It looks like jabba the hut.

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[–] paradoxymorphone 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

*Pizza the hut

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[–] pcy623 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More like jabbin' a hut

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[–] fat_handle ago 

OH HO HO HO HO!

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[–] Chlamydia_Face 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Can you imagine those two scissoring?

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[–] dittohead 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I try not too

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[–] Harry_Areola 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

That's just mean.

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[–] Sydviciouz 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Why would you even say that

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[–] Magitek_X 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's how you break scissors.

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[–] sanataseva 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you're looking for your daily shitlord inspiration, just picture them going at it like two greased-up manatees. You won't be going anywhere near that Baskin Robbins.

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[–] Sydviciouz 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ya'll need to stop with these fucked up visuals.

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[–] Fatniss_Neverlean 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

This is more hilarious than I ever could have imagined

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fats are stranger than fiction.

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[–] machina70 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Maybe living with that freak of nature is what makes her think she's athletic. When you live with someone who marvels at your ability to put on socks it may skew your grasp on reality.

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[–] shittywok 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

This butterfingered bitch is going NUTS deleting all the bad comments off her Facebook (including mine, I am now blocked). Keep deleting bitch, the whole world watched your landwhale ass get harpooned barely 1/3 into the swim today.

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[–] BuckinHipster 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

So whats the deal with the large amount of fat people at this Ironman event photo? There are like 3 front and center.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Only 1 of them is wearing a race kit.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yeah first thing I noticed is the bald dude with the back of the neck rolls to the right. Goddamn. I guess that's why they eliminate based on times to keep the "fathletes" from clogging up the later legs.

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He's on his way to having it look like a pack of hot dogs.

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